Investment Jokes

I don't know if I'm the only one who finds these funny but I ran across some comments for an article on MarketWatch and found them funny.
SUMMER VACATION IS OVER!
TIME TO PREPARE FOR "BACK-TO-SCHOOL"


"Infinity is just a number"
Federal Reserve Institute, Department of Mathematics


"Faith can be valued objectively"
Federal Reserve Institute, Department of Finance


"According to the latest government regulation; Goodwill can be 'printed'..."
Federal Reserve Institute, Department of Accounting


"Revolution? Well... that's why we need the gun control."
Federal Reserve Institute, Department of Political Science
 
"Run for your lives!"
Federal Reserve Institute, Department of Physical Education
Credit for all the phrases, except the last one, goes to user 'Profit' while the last phrase is by 'DavidRicardo.'
 
The following, which I find funny given the economic environment, is by 'DPinSoCal.'  
Second semester electives include-




"Hunting and Gathering in Suburban America"


"Can I Eat This Part? Do's and Don't's of Cooking Wild Game"


"Sticks and Stones Can Break My Bones, But They Also Make Good Handtools"

LOL hehe :)

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